If you’re in the mood for throwing insults at your friends, family and neighbors, as well as being generally arrogant, then why not throw a French theme party? This is also your rare opportunity to indulge in other French stereotypes (of which there are many).

A French theme party is also an opportunity for you and your friends to eat French loaf with cheese, drink fine wine and listen to very bad music. See below for our French theme party ideas:

The best part of a French theme party is the costumes. Guys; think black and white horizontal stripy tops, French berets, little beards, thin moustache and an onion necklace. Try and go a week or two without showering or shaving before the party.

Girls; you can dress up hilariously the same if you wish, minus the beard and moustache of course. Or you could opt for a French maid or Marie Antoinette look.

For decorations, get plenty of red, white and blue balloons to represent the 3 colors of the French tricolor. Also get a large French flag to hang on the wall. Set up a photo area in front of the flag so your guests can have their photos taken.

Consider trying to make your venue look like a French cafe (have you seen Amalie?). Get some wooden tables and chairs and place plenty of fresh flowers around the room. Get some models of the Champs Elysees and the Eiffel Tower.

Consider hiring out a mime artist or a French artist to draw pictures of your guests. This will certainly make your party unique and memorable.

For food, you can have plenty of French hors d’oeuvres or you can concentrate on making it a wine and cheese party. Either way, consider hiring a French chef or a wine expert to make food or talk about fine wine.