If you’re in the mood for throwing insults at your friends, family and neighbors, as well as being generally arrogant, then why not throw a French theme party? This is also your rare opportunity to indulge in other French stereotypes (of which there are many).

A French theme party is also your chance to listen to bad music, drink wine and eat cheese on French loaf. For some ideas to make your French theme party incredible, see below:

The best party of a French theme party is the dressing up. Guys; go for a black and white horizontal stripy top, onion necklace, French beret etc. Draw a thin moustache on yourself with a marker pen. Also, go a week without taking a shower prior to the party.

For the ladies, you can dress similar if you wish, it will be very funny. Though you really should shower. You can go for a French maid or Marie Antoinette look for an alternative.

For decorations, get a large French flag and give it pride of place on the wall. Set up a photography area right in front so your guests can have their pictures taken. Get plenty of red, white and blue balloons to represent the 3 colors of the French tricolor.

Consider trying to make your venue look like a French cafe (have you seen Amalie?). Get some wooden tables and chairs and place plenty of fresh flowers around the room. Get some models of the Champs Elysees and the Eiffel Tower.

Think about hiring a French artist or a mime artist to make your party memorable and unique.

For food, consider hiring a French chef to make plenty of hors d’oeuvres. You could place them all on a table and allow your guests to pick and choose. Or you could just make it a cheese eating party, in which case, don’t forget the fine French wine! Finally consider hiring a wine expert to give a talk!